Are we ready for major league, professional spin lessons?

Saturday, April 26, 2003

I shy away from job postings on this web log, but I thought that as EDPros, we might be able to help out the former Iraqi Information Minister, Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S. for short). Last night, in an interview with Tom Brokaw, President Bush said, "He's my man. He was great."

George Bush is not alone. M.S.S.has legions of devoted fans and a web site to prove it. Even Tommy Franks fondly calls him "Baghdad Bob".

This guy could teach us a few things about public relations and dealing with bad situations. He is a master of positive spin. (Imagine the confidence you'll feel announcing your next plant closing with M.S.S. whispering in your ear.)

Here are some of my favorites:

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"We have them surrounded in their tanks."

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."

"We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked."

I'll pass along his contact information. (They have to find him first.) M.S.S. can be a great addition to your annual meeting or board retreat.

posted by Ed Morrison |

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