This just in: Kansas is flatter than a pancake

Monday, August 11, 2003

Kansans are outraged at a research study that scientifically concludes that the state of Kansas is flatter than a pancake.
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As EDPros, we need to take this "bad news" as a challenge. We can turn this around with a little smart marketing. Here are some ideas:

Come to Kansas...We have the best gas mileage in the country.

Come to Kansas...We've got the shortest water lines on the planet.

Come to Kansas...You'll never feel lost (even though you may be).

Come to Kansas...If you love mountains, we've got pictures.

Come to Kansas...Step on a tuna can, and you can see for miles.

posted by Ed Morrison |

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